Spooky Deals
October 2020
Don't Be Scared!
Q: What do you call two witches sharing an apartment?

A: Broom mates!

I kill me!

Anyway, it's that time again---time for costumes, tricks, treats, and fun. And it's also time for another recipe and our latest special! This month, we're focusing on the nice cool weather that's starting to work its way into the forecast, so we thought a nice, easy, creamy, cheesy pasta dish would really hit the spot. Scroll down for our Shrimp Alfredo recipe, featuring ChickenShit.

And if you're looking for a great deal on four of our best-sellers, check out our October Special! Box-o-Sh*t makes a great gift but it's also a great way to stock up on your favorite seasonings for less moolah. Scary good, if you ask me!
October Special:
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SpecialShit, AwShit, GoodShit, and BullShit
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This offer is only available through this newsletter and expires 10/31/20.
Shrimp Alfredo feat. ChickenShit
If you're looking for an idea for a delicious dinner that tastes like you put a lot of effort into it (but you didn't), then look no further. ChickenShit classes up your pasta with this creamy, cheesy sauce and shrimp. Heck yeah!

* 1 lb. fettuccine
* 3 Tbsp butter, divided
* 1 lb. shrimp, peeled and de-veined, tails removed
* 3/4 tsp ChickenShit
* 2 Tbsp all-purpose flour
* 1 cup heavy cream
* 1/2 cup whole milk
* 1 egg yolk
* 1 cup grated Parmesan, plus more for garnish
* 1 Tbsp chopped parsley, for garnish

1. Cook pasta according to the instructions on box (when draining, save a cup of pasta water to thicken the sauce, if needed).
2. In a large skillet over medium heat, heat 1 Tbsp butter until melted. Add shrimp, season with 1/4 tsp of ChickenShit and cook until pink and completely opaque, 2 to 3 minutes per side. Remove shrimp from skillet and set aside.
3. Add remaining 2 Tbsp butter and 1/2 tsp of ChickenShit into the pan and melt, then whisk in flour and cook until no longer raw, 2 minutes. Stir in heavy cream and milk, then whisk in egg yolk. Bring to a low simmer and whisk in Parmesan. When cheese is melted and sauce has thickened slightly, add the cooked pasta and shrimp, tossing to combine. Season with additional ChickenShit if desired
4. Garnish with more Parmesan and parsley.
These past few months have been stressful to say the least, so a nice little chance to dress up and be somebody else for a bit (while getting free candy for your kids!) sounds like a nice break. We sure hope you have a wonderful Halloween. Stay safe, friends. See you in November!


Dan Martin (the SpecialShit Guy)